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Upon closer inspection they are simply stuffed straw men with a note attached. It reads "HA HA!"0!As you approach up the road towards the castle, your army is assaulted by several hundred pink and white bunnies. They jump and flounce all over you and then disappear into the woods as quickly as they appeared..,AAEmBFGECmCB{I)('>m@=5x=x<-G OG GF|I!$#!('4'/-4%"!$0,,3'Y"##$O"$8987O7O7O8O8O$:71 KWhat was that you just stepped in. . .? Nevermind. You don't want to know.(0(>)=+>/>4$,FB@ABG!>-55/649/927-7.+732 E ECO DO DNCN%B.*= =$;O"<O9>/(&$%!)5=!;4*3Buried in the snow are several small shiny objects.t@GHiding at the base of a mountain is a small hut where a hermit lives. He offers to teach you something about life if you just leave him alone.(Hiding behind a bush is a timid elf. You beat him senseless just for fun and then force him to tell you all he knows. 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It reads "Nyah Nyah!" and features a charcoal sketch of a faerie mooning you.?Children Steal FoodSSeveral elven children sneak into your citadel and steal some food and a few coins.?  Confetti BombsA package is delivered that blows up in your face and covers you and your throne room in brightly colored confetti.?DwarfvA dwarf is captured sneaking into the castle. He mentions surprises awaiting you when you assault their main castles.?! Bunny CrateA trader comes to town with several large crates in his wagon. After he sets up shop, the crates open and out pour hundreds upon hundreds of cute little pink and white bunnies. The damage caused in catching them is staggering.$?$Evil Stinks! banner=The Faerie Queen sends you a banner that reads "Evil Stinks!"?8Raining$It begins raining . . . only on you!?BRain Stops, Rose Petals StartpIt stops raining, but now rose petals are spontaneously dropping in your path wherever you walk. 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